THE SLOTH SABBATH

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Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let’s go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a boat and, it’s goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

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HEY QUEERS

cicatrizx:

I’m looking for queer/lgbt high school aged (or anyone who can share high school experiences) participants to help me out with a blog I need to maintain this semester.

 I plan to write a blog as a future teacher focusing on how to create more inclusive/safer school environments and curriculum for students whose identities are often underrepresented or completely ignored.

I am in the beginning planning stages of this process and I’m looking to compile experiences and interviews of individuals who are comfortable sharing.

Some possible topics include (subject to change, open to suggestion):

  • Issues regarding coming out and transitioning while in high school
  • Housing issues and homelessness
  • Depression/suicide
  • more inclusive health education
  • European heterosexual canon being a large part of ELA curriculum
  • Teacher insensitivity to LGBT issues in the classroom
  • Problems faced by teachers attempting to “queer their content”
  • Online communities
  • How to educate all teachers on these issues

As I said, this list is subject to change, as I’m not sure how I would cover some of these topics. 

Anyway, if this sounds interesting to anyone, send me a message or ask and I will get you on my list of correspondents for this project.

Thanks!

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